A road-weary old biker, on a summer ride in the country walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $ 2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH $ 3.00 HAND-JOB $ 100.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary funds, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a sad looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you? " "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "well wash your hands, I want a damn cheeseburger!"
