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 Posted: Thu Jan 31st, 2008 04:15 am
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and
announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to
the forest, and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he
would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and
they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going
back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply
of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a
monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 ! However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would
now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look
at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I
will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city,
you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys
everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.



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