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| Location: | Redwood City, California USA |
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| Year/Model: | 2001 ZX3 ... | | Occupation: | Whatever suits me at the time! | | Interests: | Cars, Fishkeeping | | Male/Female: | Male |
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Posted: Mon Feb 4th, 2008 01:30 am |
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Jim strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to
the assistant.
"I'd like a pint of canary-colored paint," he says.
"Certainly," says the clerk. "Mind if I ask why you need it?"
"My parakeet," says Jim. "See, I want to enter him in a canary
contest.
He sings so sweetly that I know he's sure to win."
"Well, you can't do that, Man!" the assistant says. "The chemicals in
the paint will almost certainly kill the poor thing!"
"No, they won't," Jim replies.
"Listen, Buddy, I'll bet you ten bucks your parakeet dies if you try
to
paint him."
"You're on!" says Jim.
Two days later Jim comes back looking very sheepish and puts ten bucks
on the counter in front of the clerk.
"So the paint killed your bird?"
"Indirectly, " Jim says. "He seemed to handle the paint okay, but he
didn't survive the sanding between coats."
____________________
Rick (Rokie)
rtdring@yahoo.com
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