I heard about a college girl who went to a fraternity beer party, got
drunk, spent the night with one of the frat boys and soon discovered
she was pregnant.
After her baby was born, she decided to write a book about her
experience, which she chose to call:
"From Beer to Maternity"
Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you
get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to
save money for when you split up your property.
The judge read the charges, then asked, "Are you the defendant in
this case?"
"No sir, your honor, sir," replied Jill, "I've got a lawyer to do the
defendin'. I'm the person who done it."
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was
pregnant.
The doctor says, "I know that you are not married! Do you know who
the father of this baby is?"
The girl thought and then asked, "Doc, if you ate a can of 'Baked
Beans', would you know exactly which bean made you fart?"
