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Mr. Versatile TF Senior Moderator
Joined: Wed May 26th, 2004
Location: Ohio USA
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Year/Model: '02 ZX3 Occupation: Special Ed Teacher Interests: Cars, bicycle road racing, playing my sax. Male/Female: Male
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Mana:
Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 01:27 am
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your LiverThe Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.Abba--- Denture Queen.Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.And my favorite:Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again[code]
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ProjectFocusFast TF Senior Moderator
Joined: Tue Jun 1st, 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI , Wisconsin USA
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Year/Model: 2006 ZX3, 1980 RX7 ... Occupation: Powered Industrial Truck Operator Interests: Focii, gaming, cars in general! Male/Female: Male
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Mana:
Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 01:29 pm
LOL
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'01 ZX3- Repo'd several years ago
'80 RX7- RB Intake, RB header. Loud, slow, fun.
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