Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father
what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh,
you
go there to, uh, have a good time."
Little Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go
there,
too, but his father insists that he's too young.
Saturday night rolls around. Little Johnny's dad and a few of his
friends head out to Mable's ("Liquor In The Front, Poker In The
Rear! --
Our Customers Come First!) for a "good time."
Naturally, Little Johnny tags along secretly.
After his dad and his dad's friends have come and gone, Little Johnny
knocks on the door. The Madame opens the door. "Yes?" she asks.
"I'm here to have a good time!"
The Madame is a little puzzled, but being a kind-hearted soul, invites
Little Johnny inside. She gives him three donuts and then bids him
goodbye.
When he gets home, his dad is frantic. "Where have you been?"
"I went to a WHOREHOUSE!" Little Johnny proudly boasted!
Little Johnny's dad blanched. "Uhh, you did? Umm, how was it?"
"Well, I managed the first two without any problem, but I was only
able
to lick the third one!"
