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Posted: Fri Mar 14th, 2008 04:24 pm

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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done!!

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Posted: Fri Mar 14th, 2008 09:20 pm

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so who are you setting me up with and what's my new career?
;biglaugh

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