I took a very classy and absolutely gorgeous lady on
our first date the other evening. We had dinner at a
very nice restaurant and went to a stage show
afterwards. We were getting along fabulously and as the
time came to part I drove her to her house and walked
her to her front door.
Being a gentleman I thanked her for her company, saying
she was so beautiful she reminded me of a wild rambling
rose. She thanked me for the compliment and we parted,
but not before we arranged to see each other the
following evening.
I arrived at her house the next evening as arranged,
walked to and knocked on her front door. She came to
the door, opened it and punched me right in the mouth.
Somewhat surprised as one would expect, I asked her
what had caused her to do that?
She replied, "After you dropped me home last night I
was very flattered by the compliment you gave me and
looked up wild rambling rose in my encyclopedia. It
said that they did not perform well in bed but when
tied to a fence or wall, rooted very well."
