My husband and I were in line at a theme park when we noticed two
teenagers in front of us, passionately hugging and kissing. They
didn't even come up for air when the line moved.
As we waited, their displays of affection became more and more
embarrassing.
Finally one park employee approached them and said, "Hey, Kids, this
is a place to bring your families, not have them.
The wife appeared at the breakfast table in curlers and a worn
bathrobe.
The husband looked up from his newspaper and said, "Why can't you
look like you did when we were first married?"
"How can I?" she snapped back. "I'm not pregnant!"
"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone.
"Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!
"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to
transfer you to the Police Department." "No, it's YOU I want!" she
yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"
