A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was
going down the road three Hillbillys were standing beside the road
hitchhiking. The farmer picked them up, one Hillbillys got in the
front
and the other two Hillbillys got in the back. As they were going over
the
hill the brakes went out on the truck. The farmer couldn't stop the
truck
and they went into the pond at the bottom.
The farmer and the Hillbillys that were up front come up out of the
water
a minute later. They kept waiting for the two in the back to come up.
The
farmer said, "I wonder where they are?"
The Hillbillys said, "Maybe they drowned."
About five minutes later they come up gasping for breath. The farmer
asked, "What the Hell took you so long?"
The two Hillbillys said, "We had a devil of a time getting that
fucking
tailgate open!"
