One day a mouse was walking on the banks of a river that ran through
the jungle. He saw a hippopotamus in the water and shouted to the
hippopotamus, "Hey you, git the hell out of the water and onto this
bank -- and do it NOW." The Hippopotamus lumbered onto the bank as
requested. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back in the water
now."
The mouse continued walking along the bank until he came upon a lion
having a little dip in the river. The mouse shouted across to the
lion, "Hey you, git your ass up here, on this bank now!" The lion was
a little concerned about it. However, this jumped up mouse, giving
*him* orders but he complied and climbed up onto the bank. The mouse
then said, "OK, you can get back into the water now." The lion
shrugged and returned to the river.
The mouse continued his trip along the banks of the river until he
came across an elephant having a good old soak. The mouse shouted to
the elephant. "Hey you, Miss Elephant, Bring yer ass over to me...
up here and do it NOW!" The elephant lumbered out the water and was
then told by the mouse to return to the water. The elephant however
was a little bit annoyed about having her soak disturbed so she said
to the mouse, "What is going on? I've just seen you call the
hippopotamus, the lion and now me out of the water, why are you doing
this?"
The mouse replied, "When I find out who stole my bikini, I will kill
her!"
