Thought for the Day: The Bible teaches to love your neighbor, and
Kama-Sutra explains how.
Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is
it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to
get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, that is true."
Bubba asked, "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for
making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers
and
fries, is that true, mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"
"Cause I was thinkin' maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly
women I've been wakin' up with
Q. "Are you married?"
A. "No, I'm divorced."
Q. "And what did your husband do before you divorced him ?"
A. "A lot of things I didn't know about."
The divorce court was attentive as the wife complained to the Judge
that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished,
the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied,
"Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the
charging
documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'."
