The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on
Child
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details;'
or
putting it another way..... Who's ya Daddy? These are genuine
excerpts
from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3
is runner-up
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of
the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the
same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex
with a
man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please
send me
his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's
had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting
a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
ejaculate
and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me
that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
the country. Please
advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look
the same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with
him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned
at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I
had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
8956
Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made
you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support
them.
