In 1983, China set out to teach birth control to its rural
population. Doctors appeared on television and demonstrated the use
of condoms and birth control pills.
A mere year later, birth rates INCREASED and the program was
declared
a "complete fiasco."
After a survey was taken, the cause of the program's failure became
apparent. 79% of MEN were taking birth control pills, and 98% of men
were putting condoms on their fingers--just like they saw in the TV
demonstrations.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash
down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far
up as possible."
"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible."
At his wedding reception, the young groom's grandad congratulated
his
grandson and said: "The secret to enjoying a long and happy
marriage,
is to listen to each other at all times, respect each other's wishes
and to try and have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will
last as long as your grandma's and mine has."
Thanking him for his advice, the grandson said: "What's sex like
then
when you get older, grandad?"
His grandad looked at his grandson, smiled and said: "Just like
trying to play pool with a piece of rope!"
