As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every
time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china
piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually
athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor
where
it smashes. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are
handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife "What's up
with all the notes?", to his wife which replies, "Well, not everyone
is as cheap as you are."
A young Jewish man comes home and proudly announces to his very
traditional parents that he's fallen in love and getting married.
After his Mother's loud sobs and cries of "I'm so happy for you!"
have finally subsided, she asks: "Is the girl Jewish?", to which the
son replies:
"Well, Momma, it's not a girl at all; it's a MAN who I'm in love
with"...to which the Mother responds without missing a heartbeat: "A
Jewish man?"
One day Joe goes to the church and takes a seat in the confessional.
"Father", he says, "this week I have sinned forty three times."
"My son", the priest says, "this is a bad thing. Who did this happen
with?"
"My wife, Jill," Joe answers.
"But that is not a sin", the priest says, "That is common behavior
in
a marriage."
"I know,", Joe says with a smile, "I was just anxious to tell
someone."
