A guy goes inside the confessional and says, "Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned." "What did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to
explore a cave near the shore. When I turned on my flashlight, I
witnessed two men having sex." "Oh, so you were the asshole with the
flashlight?
~~~
It was a typical night at the old watering hole. Jim walked in, took
his seat at the bar and ordered a tall one.
Then Jim told his buddy, Bill, "I called the local insane asylum
yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."
Confused by his buddy's comment, Bill asked, "Oh? Why were you
wondering about that?"
Jim explained, "Well, somebody married my ex-wife last week."
~~~~~~~
There was this Chinese businessman visiting a
newly acquired business in the United States.
As a gesture of good will, the executives of
his newly acquired business took him to a golf
course for a round of golf. He had never
played the game before.
Upon his return to China, his family asked what
he had done in the United States.
He replied, "Played most interesting game. Hit
little white ball with long stick in large cow
pasture. Name of game is Oh shit!"
