Jill, a rather young miss attending St. Mary's Catholic Girls
School, was sitting on the sidewalk, smoking a cigarette.
The local priest walks by and gives her a glare. "Jill! Smoking at
such a young age! Aren't you ashamed?"
"What?" said Jill? "You got something better to do after sex?"
A man was suffering from a stomachache, so he told his wife who
suggested he try the tablets the Doctor had given her for a similar
pain. After taking his wife's tablets for a week, the pain
disappeared but he developed two rather tender lumps, one behind
each ear. He went to his doctor, showed him the lumps, and
explained what had happened. Whereby the Doctor called him all the
fools under the sun, saying, "You bloody idiot! I was treating your
wife for a fallen womb, God knows how I m going to get your balls
back down".
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated.
When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the
second, "My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"
The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How
can they display such a thing! Why the penis on it was so large!"
Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...and
cold, too!"
