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Posted: Wed Aug 13th, 2008 03:58 am

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Sex Rules For Dummies

* IN-> OUT<- (Repeat as often as possible)

* A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make.

* If your wife tells you sex is a 'pain in the ass', turn her over.

* A porn shop will not give you money for your used stuff, that's a
pawnshop.

* Doing the missionary position does not mean you have sex in a
church.

* If she says "doggy style," Do NOT whip on down to the local SPCA
center.

* Well-endowed is not a reference to the size of your bank account.

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