A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake
biscuits in the kitchen. "Mom?" she asks, "How do you keep Dad so
happy after all these years of marriage?" The mother promptly throws
a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, and squats
down, picking the dough up with her Suzy. "Practice this and when
you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man will be satisfied for
the rest of his life," said her mother. So the girl practiced and
practiced until her wedding night. While her anxious husband waited
for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a
can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the dough on the
floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough. Expecting
to only pick up the biscuit she had a very unexpected episode of
gas, which made a thunderous growling sound. Her husband startled,
jumped from the bed and backed away. "What's wrong honey?" she
asked. He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away. "If
that thing growls like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want
to tease it with meat!"
