Q: What's the definition of an 11?
A: A 10 that swallows!
Q: Who's always happier than a nerophiliac in a morgue?
A: A pedophile in charge of an orphanage!
Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
When women soldiers leave the service do they call it a
vaginal discharge?
The elderly husband and wife, both a little hard of hearing, were
watching golf on TV.
The husband turned to his wife of some 50 years and said, "In my next
life, I'm going to be rich and play all those beautiful golf courses
with their great bars and dining and dancing areas."
The wife quickly responded, "How will you be able to manage all that
with your bad legs? You can barely walk!"
"I said, '.in my next life...,'" the husband replied.
"Oh," she said. I thought you said, '.with my next wife...'"
