Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they
rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2
weeks.
But because the experiment had never been documented and the idea
was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go.
A week after the experiment had started they began to realize WHY
the idea had never been tried, they were stuck for someone to pull
the cork out.
One of the scientists came up with the bright idea of training a
monkey to do the job, so they spent the next week training it to
pull out corks once a buzzer had rung, then push it back in for
another go. The big day arrived, they set up all the monitoring
equipment and set out to a safe distance.
The first scientist went 1 mile away, the second went 2 miles away
and the third went 3 miles. When they were all ready the first
scientist pushed the button to sound the buzzer.
BBBAAANNNGGG! !!!!!!
The third scientist (3 miles away) was up to his ankles in shit, the
second (2 miles away) was up to his knees and the first (1 mile
away) was up to his waist. When the others joined the scientist who
was 1 mile away they noticed that he was in fits of laughter.
"What the %$*& is so funny?" asked one of the scientist.
You should have seen that monkey trying to put that cork back in
