Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 27 days
Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
Yung Poon Tank - No Take
Out Orders Accepted
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
1. Sum Yung Chick - Different and Delicious
2. Won Hung Lo - Chinese Meatballs
3. Sum Dum Fuc - Same as #1 But With Extra Sauce
4. Chu Sum Twat - Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More
5. Suc Mi Pork - Chef's Special
6. Fuc Yu Man - Specialty Of The House
DINNER COMBINATIONS
(Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookies)
1. Goo In Hand - For Those Dining Alone
2. Goo Wee Chick - Sloppy Seconds - No Extra Charge
3. Cum Tu Soon - Order Early - These Go Fast
4. Suc Mi Wang - Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. Sum Dum Chick - You Get What You Pay For
6. Fuc Mei Slo - Not Available After 10pm
7. Lik Mi Clit - A Delicious Lip Smacking Delicacy
8. Cho Kon It - Not For The Light Throated
9. Fuc Sum Now - For Those In A Hurry
10. Wai Tu Yung - Not Available On School Nights
11. Tung Sum Chick - A Taste Bud Tingler
12. Sum Gulp Cum - Lo-Cal Diet Special
FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW, YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA
