Moses and Jesus are part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses
pulls up to the tee and drives a long one. The ball lands on the
fairway, but rolls directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses
raises his club, the water parts, and the ball rolls to the other
side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It lands right in the center of the
pond and kind of hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on
the pond and chips the ball right up onto the green.
Then the third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It
heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby
street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there,
it bounces onto the roof of a shack close by and rolls down into the
gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight
toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball
hits a little stone and bounces out over the water and onto a lily
pad, where it comes quietly to rest. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumps up on the lily pad and snatches the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swoops down and grabs the frog and flies away. As
they pass over the green, the frog squeals with fright and drops the
ball, which bounces right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses leans over toward Jesus and whispers, "I HATE playing with
your Dad."
