An american tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is
very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning
to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days.
The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got
bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks
a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and
fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known
cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams in
horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want,
but surgery is your only choice'.
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he'll know more about the disease..
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but
what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my
penis?'
What, cut you dick off !!! The Chinese doctor shakes his head and
laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more
money, that way. No need to opelate!'
'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks, fall
off by itself!'
