The old sub-sailor, Harold was a Retired Navy Chief Engineman. He
was sick and was in the VA hospital. Anyway, there was this one
young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she
would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing
this morning, or are we ready for our bath, or are we hungry?"
Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Harold had
received breakfast, and pulled the apple juice off his breakfast
tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had just been given a
urine bottle to fill for testing. So.....you know where the juice
went.
Well, the nurse came in a little later and picked up the urine
bottle. She looks at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy
today....." At this, the Chief snatched the bottle out of her hand,
pops off the top, and drinks it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it
through again, and maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted..... . Harold just smiled...... Typical Chief!
