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  Posted: Tue Aug 3rd, 2004 05:18 pm
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Q) What did the Alabama teen do with his first fifty cent piece?
A) He married her

Q) What do you call a Korean family with just one dog?
A) Vegetarians

Q)Why is an ugly girl like a bedspread ?
A) Because they are both turned down at night.

Q)Why does it take woman longer to have an orgasm?
A) Who cares??

Q)What do you call a baby before it is born?
A) Daddys little squirt.

Q) How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) None. After it burns out they just follow it around for years.

Q)Whats black and white and comes in little cans?
A) Michael Jackson

Q) How did Captain Hook really die?
A) Jock itch

Q) How did the leper lose the poker game?
A) He threw in his hand.

Q) What are the ingredients in a Polish cocktail?
A) Perrier & water



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Aug 3rd, 2004 06:15 pm
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:D:D:D:DU got me laughing hard.:D:D:D:D



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  Posted: Tue Aug 3rd, 2004 07:00 pm
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hahahahaha



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Aug 3rd, 2004 09:03 pm
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After spending five years in South Korea, I can attest that in certain areas dogs are strangely few and far between.  I can definately say that if you had a pet dog, you didnt dare let it get loose.



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  Posted: Fri Aug 13th, 2004 01:16 pm
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:D:D:D



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