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Mr. Versatile
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  Posted: Tue Aug 30th, 2005 12:53 pm
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If a mother's place is in the home, why am I always in the car?



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  Posted: Tue Aug 30th, 2005 12:54 pm
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You can't scare me - - - I have teenagers!



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Aug 30th, 2005 03:44 pm
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On the back of my truck (used to be truck)

"My other Ride is your Girlfriend"

[B&M logo style - Rick knows;))

"M&T   Motivated by Tits and Ass"

What I took off my truck (was on friends truck) "But Officer She said she was 18"



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  Posted: Tue Aug 30th, 2005 09:11 pm
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Mr. Versatile wrote: I loathe anyone who keeps dogs.  They're cowards who don't have the courage to bite people themselves."

wtf?



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  Posted: Tue Aug 30th, 2005 11:45 pm
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03 white zx3 wrote: Mr. Versatile wrote: I loathe anyone who keeps dogs.  They're cowards who don't have the courage to bite people themselves."

wtf?
I actually saw that on a bumper sticker.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Tue Aug 30th, 2005 11:49 pm
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I saw another great one today. It was a political message that showed the back end of an elephant. The caption said, "Who's going to clean up after the elephants?"



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  Posted: Wed Aug 31st, 2005 12:12 am
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Mr. Versatile wrote: 03 white zx3 wrote: Mr. Versatile wrote: I loathe anyone who keeps dogs.  They're cowards who don't have the courage to bite people themselves."

wtf?
I actually saw that on a bumper sticker."

Breathes a sigh of relief. wow, I thought you were saying that!
That's a pretty horrible bumper sticker imo.



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  Posted: Wed Aug 31st, 2005 11:51 am
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No, I didn't say it. I'm a dyed in the wool dog lover, (cats too), but I still thought it was pretty funny.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Sep 1st, 2005 01:28 pm
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What about the best one I have seen...

"Why do they call it tourist season, if you can't shoot them ?"



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  Posted: Thu Sep 1st, 2005 05:35 pm
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mustfcs wrote: What about the best one I have seen...

"Why do they call it tourist season, if you can't shoot them ?"
;biglaugh



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  Posted: Thu Sep 1st, 2005 06:57 pm
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mustfcs wrote: What about the best one I have seen...

"Why do they call it tourist season, if you can't shoot them ?"
A true mainer right there. :driv



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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Sep 1st, 2005 08:16 pm
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Well, thats the way I feel right now......



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Mana: 
  Posted: Fri Sep 2nd, 2005 12:05 pm
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I can only imagine how you must feel. I have vacationed in Maine many times, and it's still my favorite vacation destination. I usually go to the New Harbor, Darmi, Wiscassett area, but I've been a lot of other places, too, e.g. Bangor, and Acadia, etc. Monhegan Island is my favorite place on the planet. If fact, there are standing orders to spread my ashes there when I'm gone.

We have some tourist traffic here as well. I live quite close to Cedar Point. Hasn't bothered me though.

 



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Sep 14th, 2005 01:12 am
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I'm fat and you're ugly.

But I can lose weight.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Fri Sep 16th, 2005 10:29 pm
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we have two stickers in the back window of the race car..one is "hey y'all watch this" the other is "my drinking team has a racing problem"



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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Sep 18th, 2005 02:37 am
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I saw this one today.

....one nation, under surveillance, indivisible.....



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Sep 19th, 2005 06:24 pm
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Saw this one yesterday:

Jesus Loves you; The rest of us think your an a$$hole



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Sep 19th, 2005 07:02 pm
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Chelly03PZEV wrote: Saw this one yesterday:

Jesus Loves you; The rest of us think your an a$$hole
I have that magnet on my fridge :)



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Sep 19th, 2005 07:17 pm
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lol it was funny, i was out on a test drive in a customers car and i was driving behind this homie in a ford contour with his girlfriend, he was doin the whole slunch thing and the other tech with me was like, "heh, must be his moms car..."   at that time we both looked at the sticker on the trunk and it was a gray ribbon that said "support road head" lmao we couldnt stop laughing, lol.... it was great.

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