BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT
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> Let's see if I understand
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> how the world works lately...
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> If a man cuts his finger off
> while slicing salami at work,
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> he blames the restaurant.
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> If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
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> your family blames the tobacco company.
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> If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he
> blames the bartender.
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> If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
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> you blame television.
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> If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
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> you blame the gun manufacturer.
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> And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
> pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of
the
> crazed deceased blames the airline.
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> I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
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> So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this
> computer,
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> I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
____________________ If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
