We always hear "The rules" from the female side, Now here are the rules from the Male side.
These are our rules:
Please note, these are all labeled number "1" on purpose.
1.Breasts are for looking at, and this is why we do it, don't try to change that.
1.You're a big girl, learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down, you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1.Saturday=Sports, it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides, leave it be.
1.Shopping is NOT a sport, and NO, we are not ever going to think of it that way.
1.Crying is Blackmail
1.Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this one
Subtle hints DO NOT WORK!
Strong hints DO NOT WORK!
Obvious hints DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!!!
1."Yes" and "No", are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every questions.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem, see a Doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are, so don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two different ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done, NOT both.
If you already know how best to do something, DO IT YOURSELF.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1.ALL men see in only 16 colours, like windows default settings. Peach for example is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. WE have NO idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched, we do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong, and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it just isn't worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question, you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, REALLY.
1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss topics such as:
Sex
Sports
Cars
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape, round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this: Yes, I know that I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but you know, men really don't mind that, it's sorta like camping.
____________________ If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
Nice!!!!Gotta show it to the man!!! He willagree with it all too!!!!(Sorry I love the Monkey...he is sooooo cute, Never find a place to put him tho so I figured what the hell!!!! LOL)
____________________ Lovin' My ZX3!!!! I finally gave it a name
SMKNS2!!!!
Gotta show it to the man!!! He willagree with it all too!!!!
(Sorry I love the Monkey...he is sooooo cute, Never find a place to put him tho so I figured what the hell!!!! LOL)
