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Mr. Versatile
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  Posted: Fri Aug 4th, 2006 02:49 am
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Famous last words......


I was listening to the Car Guys on NPR this weekend and they did this schtik on Famous last words......I laughed so hard I almost crashed. Some of their "Famous last words" were:

-I wonder why the Mama Bear is not around this cute cub!
-Bob, you have any grenades left ? Throw me one...
-Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away !
-I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
-It's so tame I can put my head in its mouth.
-Yes that does make your bum look big, actually...
-Why am I standing on a plastic sheet ?
-These are the safe kind of mushrooms.
 
Some of my own are:
-Don't worry, it's not loaded.
-I've got plenty of gas
-It's all right. Both of my parents are at work.                                                               -Nah! It's not gonna rain.
-DUDE! Watch this...

What are your favorite "Famous last Words"? Add to the list.

Last edited on Fri Aug 4th, 2006 02:52 am by Mr. Versatile



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Aug 9th, 2006 11:17 pm
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This post will get a lot of replies.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Aug 9th, 2006 11:51 pm
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This stuff, it aint nothing...............



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Mana: 
  Posted: Thu Aug 10th, 2006 02:46 pm
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Don't worry ma'am, I'm a professional....

 



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Mana: 
  Posted: Fri Oct 20th, 2006 04:15 am
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Who's gonna find out....

I bet you cant.....

Just tap it lightly..... (car ended up, over and off the ramps)

Poke it, see if its dead.......



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Mana: 
  Posted: Fri Oct 27th, 2006 04:47 am
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bet i can!
its not that far up...
sorry officer...wanna donut?
(in prison) i can see uranus from here :shock:
theres still tread on them...
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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Oct 29th, 2006 11:41 am
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SHIT!!:gofast



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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Oct 29th, 2006 11:28 pm
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did anyone say -

'You Wouldn't DARE!'

:clap always a classic while a man is threatening to toss a bucket of water at a hot chick w/ a white t-shirt and no bra - right fellas?

and what happens?

lol



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Mana: 
  Posted: Mon Oct 30th, 2006 07:30 pm
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Don't worry the power's off.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Wed Nov 1st, 2006 04:45 pm
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No worries man. It's got two engines.

This from a helicopter pilot after a fairly loud bang was heard from overhead.



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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Nov 5th, 2006 04:29 am
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Famous last words as quoted from feff foxworthy........Ya'll watch this!.....

crap! which color wire was it im supposed to cut?

ok, who braided my parachute lines...

Just one more....(at bar)
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Mana: 
  Posted: Sun Nov 5th, 2006 09:07 pm
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Why Mr. President, where do you plan to put that cigar? ;hystericalsorry, couldn't help it - I'm in rare form tonight fellas. Just saw her face on the TV and it 'popped' into my head.

:gofast



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